this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Moss@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm literally shitting as I type, and you can't stop me, cop

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay I'll let you off this time due to force majeur but after this no more shits

[–] lengau@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Joke's on you, I saw this post and went for a shit!

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yo, same! We're shit siblings!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm shitting right now and you can't stop me

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Merkin_Muffley@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

were coming for your giggles next

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

giggles, an exclusive social media network for people currently shitting right now

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Try piss and giggles its much the same

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

big moves happening in badposting, we will keep monitoring the situation

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

not bowel movements I hope... disgost

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you have chosen... beanis

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes

:yes-beanis:

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago