He won't

Fascists only leave power when they die

Classic "I can dish it out, but I can't take it" energy.

All logical assessments aside, he's probably got plenty in ill-gotten gains squirrelled away in Crypto holdings.

Watch him run for office, against Trump.

"I'm not fired, I quit!"

-Musk, probably.

elon: slams dick in door

elon: oh man i'm tired of my dick being slammed in the door

Elon is a weird duck with delusions of grandeur who can't understand the left's disgust. It was the nazi salute, Elon. It'll always be the nazi salute. All your other dank shit runs secondary to that.

I haven’t heard of any attempts on his life yet, so folks still have more work to do.

Keep bullying him.

Billionaire oligarchs should have been stopped by peaceful means like taxes if they didn't want to be stopped the other way.

He's broken the departments investigating him and it isn't fun anymore, he doesn't have to be there at this point to win.

Don't stop there, leave earth you psychotic parasite.

Awww, is the Nazi tired of being hated? Too fucking bad. Our grandfathers (great grandfathers for the young folks) killed people like him, so he ought to be happy he's upright and able to ruin millions (or more) of people's lives.

Good! Get fucked Musk!

So we're winning? I'd still love for him to meet his Luigi. Is that enough hate to get you to quit before you do any more damage? I can go more extreme if it isn't.

It's far too late for that, Elon; we want your fucking head now.

Inshallah it shall be done

Snowflake.

Note: Musk died on the way back to his home planet.

Entered the kitchen, complained about it being too hot

Nobody should listen to this fucking pathetic clown. He's extremely responsible (due to his sponsoring of the GOP) and aligns himself with vicious attacks on regular people from the right because of """DEI""" and the "woke mob". Elon is a pathetic scoundrel who lives and breathes hate through every orifice that he inhibits. His words mean nothing.

Might be easier if he just stopped being an asshole all the time.

Musk is the Mike Lindell of this second season of the (cursed) apprentice....

So, the russian agent side quest is nearly fool proofed and he’d really prefer the wealthy genius perception return?

No, he just wants back into the background and do shady things in obscurity again. We all know the rich can't and won't stop meddling.

Call me when this space nazi leaves the planet.

Too late, shitbird.

Does this mean he's done rigging elections too?

You know what bud, you got the cash to completely disappear and know one will make fun of you anymore.

Well we still will cause you're a Nazi fuck but hey at least you won't get your feelings hurt by actually seeing and hearing about it.

Take your money and fuck off. How can someone be so rich and still be a complete and utter moron.

Fuck this baby. Go overdose on ketamine. We will all mourn. Zzzzzzz 😢😣☹️😰