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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 85 points 2 months ago

They're not mistakes, they're probes, to see how far they can push, to see what legal arguments hold up in court.

[–] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw this when it popped up in my news feed yesterday or the day before. My first thought was to send them a letter back, including their original letter, saying simply:

Dear Fascist,

Regarding your previous letter: Fuck off.

Sincerely,
Pigtails

Perhaps with more flowery wording, but that would be the jist and all this bullshit deserves. Maybe somebody here can help write a more polite, yet insulting reply?

For anyone that does get one of these letters and doesn't want to risk an terrorist led kill squad at their door, the experts are recommending that you gather proof of your citizenship and contact an immigration attorney immediately.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago

One of my personal favorites is to refer them to the response in Arkell v. Pressdram (1971)

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

"Sorry, didn't realize you were white"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Elon's "whiz kids" that are "assisting" all these agencies can't write a where clause if their life depended on it.

[–] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 6 points 2 months ago

Copied and pasted from xai no doubt.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago

"Oops! Sorry! Didn't realize you were a white guy! Our bad!"

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

People should start sending these letters to registered MAGA voters.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

This is brilliant; thanks for the idea.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Welp...upper half of the Family Guy color chart.

Serious question though: what happens if this letter hits your spam and you never see it?

Edit: from the article:

Frantz also says DHS has apologized “profusely” for the error, but he’s still frustrated that it happened in the first place.

He also says if you or anyone you know received a deportation letter by mistake, take action before it’s too late.

[–] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 months ago

More government inefficiency from the Donvict administration and their projection. Who's actually incompetent and inefficient? Or rather, the incompetence and inefficiency are the point.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago
[–] epyon22@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like the same thing as the spam Chinese calls we were getting in the US. These calls threatened to deport people.

https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/comments/15nrvdj/chinese_language_telephone_scam_calls/

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

“Were”? I still get them!

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Now's your chance, mate.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good thing people don't have the same last names.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sorry, we meant to kidnap, torture, and kill the suspected terrorist Tuttle, not Buttle. Honest mistake.

Sign here.

[–] psyop@crazypeople.online 1 points 2 months ago

The new American dream