I don't like any of them
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For mouth comfort 5
2
1s the best. 3 and 4 are acceptable, 2 and 5 are a crime. i dont get y'all
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Add-on question: when using a fork, do you put the points on the plate (or stab a piece) and then use your knife to push food onto the downward curve of the tines (I would say the back but that's because I don't do this) and lift it points-down?
Or do you carry food on the concave curve of the tines (as well as stabbed on the points of course) and lift it points-up?
This is cultural, neither is incorrect, but it might affect your choice of fork. Whether you switch hands or keep it entirely in your left might also make a difference.
Depends on the food tbh. If it would fall out using the coop method then I point down and push it into the tines.
Peas: point down and mash into tines
Mashed potatoes: scoop 'em
Steak: points down to stab
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3 looks better balanced and crafty enough. 5 looks like a dessert fork
Many go for 2, but they are just thinking about using it, not cleaning it. More surface to clean plus extra volume which fills quicker the place where forks, knives and spoons are stored till they dry
1 is too bended.
Those all look horrible, mine's better, it kinda looks like it has the head of #2 and body of #5
All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don't like 5 for forks sake
2 if I’m cutting with a knife, 3 for cake, 5 for pie, 1 for a shitty salad bar salad just for the nostalgia, and 4 for that hard to reach spot between the shoulder blades.
2 or 5
It probably says a lot about me to be able to articulate this, but it's 100% 3 because of the way the head has a low flare leading to a high taper. The others are all way too flat or round, save for 1, but it's out because the spaces between the tines terminate too high.
And no, I don't have a reason for this, it's entirely based on how I feel about forks.
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1 feels like home, 4 and 5 is too fancy, 2 just feels right enough to stab at my enemy.
I choose 2.
2! No other answer is correct!
I think 5
No, that's clearly a spoon shape.
Spork
- The handles on all the others except 5 are hideous but 5 has a really weird pointy bit
1, obviously. 4 and 5 are equally obvious trash. 2 is okay but its handle is malformed and ugly.
3 is acceptable for someone with different, smaller hands.
On second thought, I rescind my general critique of 2. The overly wide bottom might be helpful to people with trouble grasping implements, but in that case the tines are too long.
- Pasta!