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[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

2 is such an obvious answer

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

5 and I know this because it's the fork that lives in my room at all times because it's my favorite fork and I don't like when someone else dirties it or misplaces it. It's my desk fork. Always ready for leftovers or door dash. It's the perfect fork.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 days ago

2 for salads, 4 or 5 for everything else

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Gotta go with 1

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Definitely not 5 because it looks like it's trying to be a spoon, but you can't eat soup with a fork (well, technically you can but it'd take a long time).

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

It was between 2, 4 and 5, but 4 is my final pick

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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago
  1. Long tines and a big "handle".
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

of the ones losted? 2. However, have you considered wood fork?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

The real answer is... chopsticks!

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Depends on the weight for me.

All those with cupped handles look light and need the cupping for structural support, but 5 is thick in the right way. The head is wrong, though.

All heads are wrong for me. Either to long vor thick. And 1 is to rectangly.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

Idk without holding them. But probably not 2 or 5

I'm very picky about kitchenware, it's like I have to listen to my inner grandma.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My fingies hurt just looking at them. Half of them will bend when cutting a banana, and the other half will split your skin when you try.

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You cut bananas with forks?

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like 1.

5 is one of the worst things ever created

[–] 10MeterFeldweg@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

5, mostly because I am using those for over 2 decades now and all other feel somehow wrong.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't really like any of these.
Ideally, #3's head on #1's handle

Edit: I'm torn between the head of 2 and 3
2's head is more satisfying, but 3 is more practical for spoon-adjacent tasks like scooping rice

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[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

It depends.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

they all suck the prongs are too thick

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

5 because the handle isn’t a fucking nightmare and won’t be distracting to eating but also I have that exact set and only use the larger ones unless I am forced to use the smaller ones. I picked the set for these reasons.

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Top part - 2, 5 for bottom.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

2 would be the closest I'd consider to being ideal. The handle kinda looks like it sucks tho.

Ideal would be the head of 2 with the handle of 5.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I rank them in order of decreasing favorability: 3 5 4 1 2

[–] themakara@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ADHD, don't care as long as it works.

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Yup. Clean is the main thing though. I’ve forgotten my silverware for lunch and figured out some very interesting workarounds before.

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