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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

Is it time to stop?

No. Because dopamine

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 23 hours ago

this reminded me that I really need to shower, ty

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 35 points 1 day ago
[–] daskye@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

To find posts from people who are cool so I can reply to socialise with them

[–] just_Seven@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To avoid the crippling reality that I’m not enough.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a nice distraction from reality, and it's fun to comment and post and have people upvote or reply. Makes me feel a little less lonely. :)

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Same. I'm stuck in an area where locals view me as an outsider, and loneliness is an ever-present threat. Scrolling is just one of the many ways I keep myself feeling human and connected to the larger world.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nifty memes to shitpost on main

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Brain stuff.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see the Venison Voyeur has struck again.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The doeping tom

[–] kamills@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago

If you let the think happen, then the cry will come. Never again, never again.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

!nosurf@lemmy.ca

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Downpour@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Hi! PROBLEM SOLVED. /s

But seriously, you can find a community with similar interests. There are lots of lonely people out here.. help solve each-others problem.

Discord gets a lot of shit, probably rightfully so, but it's genuinely helped me find a lot of casual connections that not just distracted me, but helped me learn more about something I like, or sometimes even somthing about myself.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 10 points 1 day ago

But its the magical moments like these that keep me scrolling. That and my potty break what else am I going to do?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Because I don’t want to give the boomer in line behind me at Costco an opportunity to start a conversation.

[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

news memes and music!

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe some country will drop a nuke, or a supervolcano erupts, or america will experience a surprise land invasion and when any major event like that happens I want to be one of the first to know.

Now it never has happened and it probably won't in my lifetime but don't tell my brain that.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

...i was scrolling usenet around 17.30 CDT on april 29th, 1992 when a friend posted that a riot was gathering outside his window; the news broke about an hour later...

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

maybe you should be scrolling other communities, then.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I come here to collect memes to share with my loved ones. Once I get ~5 at a time I stop ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Killing time whilst finishing my morning coffee.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Another reason not to go to sleep rn

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The answer to life, the universe and everything.

Yes, I know it's 42, but 42 what?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

what is six times nine

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those bathroom products could be mine. Are you a freezy hair/curly hair hopeful person?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I don't understand what those words mean when linked together, so probably not