Then proceeded to tell me a story about "this chinese guy eating 3 PIZZAS who picked a fight with another guy. Then the other guy showed his ass cheeks in response (the storyteller proceeds to demonstrate). Then the chinese guy says that he has the protection of the DUTCH KING and will not fight back. He then RUNS AWAY BEHIND HIS HO MOM

At this point I awkwardly walk to the other sidewalk. Before I can leave the storyteller shouts at me from the other side of the road:

"HE WAS EATING 3 PIZZAS! 3 PIZZAS INSTEAD OF HIS USUAL 5"

Which is just the perfect twist cliffhanger to end the story on. I did not expect that the Dutch Knight of Chinese ethnicity was known for wielding 5 whole PIZZAS at once! Truly, the roronoa zoro of pizza eating.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Critical support to Dutch Chinese Knight and his 5 course pizza meal.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

on the face of it, this is a perfectly plausible story, but i feel like we're not getting the full picture

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, there's at least a backstory and intrigue plot involved