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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As always, the best way to get kids to stop using these words is to use them yourself. Use the ancient cringe-power to disarm the youth 🦹🔥

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] ChromaticMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We had a kid who wore a dinosaur onesie, every day, the same one. Genuinely wonder what happened to him sometimes.

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I knew what it was going to be before I clicked the link. Indeed the hoodie.

[–] R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 62 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha

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[–] Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is so bad about "Cold in here"?

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.

What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?

"Animal noises" is very broad. Furry persecution. :(

The fact that they lose "LiveSchool points", whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don't know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.

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[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

HOW THEY GONNA BAN NO MAMES VATO??

[–] AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You can kind of use it like 'y'all'.

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[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I don't get why 3, 10, 14, 18, 19, 20 and 22 would be on that list. Some of those arw completely normal words on their own.

Okay Low taper fade probably references something but I don't get it. No names? On what? People just go around saying "no names"? In what context? What does it even mean?

[–] suicidaleggroll@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No names? On what? People just go around saying “no names”?

It says "no mames". I'm not sure what on earth that means, but I suspect it isn't a typo (writeo?)

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

No mames guey, spanish loose translation of don't bullshit me bro.

Dont suck it. Dude.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

I remember all the Mexicans in class saying that any time the teacher made us do something we all didn’t want to do lol

“ORALE NO MAMES WEY”

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[–] nickiam2@aussie.zone 11 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I think I get maybe half of those, but can someone explain why Ohio is on the list?

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 31 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫

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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 33 points 3 days ago

I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.

By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I know most of them but... What's ligma?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ligma Balls, cousin to Seymour Butts and Hugh Jass

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what Emma did there....

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[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Ohio gozaimasu.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.

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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I for one support the educational system refusing to address O*io. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about o*io

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[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.

Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"

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