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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I know most of them but... What's ligma?

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Ligma balls to find out!

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 week ago

Was using Ligma in the 80's, glad to see it still in circulation.

Ligma balls / Ligma sweaty balls / Ligma sweaty (sports clothing you happen to be holding) e.g. Ligma sweaty socks

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago

Ligma balls, I guess....

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[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.

Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Your mom talks about a Final Fantasy monster?

[–] AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

They didn't say anything about it being the last monster their mom fantasizes about

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[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If that list was made in my generation it wouldn't be in English.

But also it wouldn't be made in my generation because what the hell do you mean "banned words"? We would have set that trash on fire and gone on strike.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sensing a strong French background here

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Hah. Not necessarily, but student strikes were absolutely a thing where I'm from.

Was it mostly a convenient excuse to take a day off? Yes. Was it great civics training? It was a convenient excuse to take a day off.

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.

Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

No mames hahahaha

Google translate says it means "don't fuck with me"

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[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

... I mean, a lot of these words are pretty tame aren't they?

Chat? Rizz? Anime words and gestures? No pumpkin?

Seems like a desperate attempt here.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago

“Balls” still permitted

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

For us it was just finger guns and swear words.

Someone oughta tell them about deez

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Old list, needs a few Minecraft movie quotes added XD

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

This is fein

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I know I'm old and I'm not meant to understand most of these, but someone please explain Ohio.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fuck Ohio, I wanna know about Pumpkin!

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had to look it up too. "A slang term among Zoomers and Gen Alpha, mostly used ironically in Brainrot and Slang Overload memes, such as the Ohio Rizz Gyatt trend."

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Thank you. I read as much as I could before remembering I need to get a vasectomy. Eh, we all have our slang at that age, I don't have kids so I don't need to understand it.... which is good because I don't.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So there's this state in the United States called Ohio, and it's generally one of the worst places to be. If you're "in Ohio" or "feeling Ohio," you're feelin bad.

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[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Stop like, being such a fascist pig, man! Dig?

[–] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

There sure are a lot of people whose son are in this class

Sigma and Ligma both banned???????

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Based on current performance, none of the previous generations are any kind of hot shit so I say we work with what we got.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Only 24... Pathetic

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I don't know what half of these means.

The teachers frowned on us saying cunt.

[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Def add bruh

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