this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 2 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago) (1 children)

Is there a Lemmy function to block keywords?

I have never seen a conversation that was made better by this guy being a part of it. Even takedown videos make me feel like the other guy should have better things to do.

Edit: I know it probably wouldn't have saved me from this post, but figured I'd ask while it was on my mind.

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 minutes ago

There was another post about this a while ago. It depends on what app you use.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/27339160

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 4 points 57 minutes ago

Me, when I have to hare a cup because of the avages of communism

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

One day, this meme will die and I will never associate "2 X 1 Y" with the image of a girl eating poop like ice cream freash from the source.

Also, "1 X 1 Y" still haunts me. What a waste of a good jar.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 29 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Capitalism is when they make an artificial shortage of meme width.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Beware of the pixel tariffs

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 13 minutes ago

Don’t give the wrong people ideas.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

Джордан Петерсон

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 109 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

crop so bad that half of the village starved to death

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago

LemmyGold.jpg

[–] hazypenguin@feddit.nl 22 points 11 hours ago

Funniest comment I've seen this week

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 11 hours ago
[–] sxan@midwest.social 21 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

There's two girls, but because of inflation and Cup Developers buying all the cups and renting the cups out, driving up cup prices, the girls can afford only one cup.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 7 points 8 hours ago

Because of shrinkflation it's now the size of a thimble.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

There will be replaced with a Cup Agent from OpenAI

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 2 points 5 hours ago

the difference between a shitpost and a shit post

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Downvoted for 9000x jpeg compression and horrible cropping.

OP why would you post such a terrible image?

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 51 minutes ago

I think you have to keep images under 100K on Lemmy

[–] PagPag@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It appears to be a goal of most people posting here. Annoying but the more you bring attention to it, the more people will continue… just downvote even if the content was otherwise good.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 3 points 7 hours ago

Yeah there will be a time where shit posting will be literal pictures of turds. And if you dare say that it's bad content some smartass will tell you it's just a shitpost and to chill.

Just like on No stupid question community here you can totally ask any stupid questions on purpose, it won't be moderated.

What color is my underwear? How long is my middle finger? How green is the tree in front of my house? No stupid questions my dude. This is not trolling apparently.

[–] altphoto 5 points 9 hours ago

Some girls like to have 37 cups, however, temporarily between these two girls they can have 1 cup and that is okay!

[–] R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 4 points 8 hours ago

he’s not dead yet?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They didn't seem to mind. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

A.k.a. solidarity.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It's like when Joe Rogan believed that the boxing match from Creator Clash was literally a father beating the shit out of his son lol

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 7 points 11 hours ago

Perfect community post

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"Four Girls Finger Paint" was an equal, not a sequel

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

So you think the two "actresses" in that legendary video know they're famous?