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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why would you refer to your cat as a man?

[–] TheFool@infosec.pub 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Does he think people are buried standing up?

[–] Tyoda@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you not aware of the expression "six feet under"?

[–] TheFool@infosec.pub 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I am but why would you bury half a man half as deep

[–] deur@feddit.nl 17 points 6 days ago

Because you bury a whole man whole deep and half a man half deep.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Username checks out

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

this got my old crusty soul to laugh