chapotraphouse

This is incorrect. Donatello would clearly be a communist because he's my favorite and I'm a communist. Plus surely he would believe in things like climate change? Scientific socialism???

I think Raphael is just as likely to be a magat. Seems like the type who would say he used to be a leftist, but all the "gender stuff" forced him to be a Republican. I'm basing all of this on the original cartoon, though. Maybe the newer versions are different.

Michaelangelo probably doesn't even think about politics at all. Leonardo is basically Obama.

DONATELLO IS NOT A LIBERTARIAN HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

Lies and slander! Turtles are wokists, at least in 2003.

In the 2003 version of TMNT, the Turtles' only human friends besides April and Casey are

There's also another episode

In another episode, the gang

Less related to the turtles politics, but there's also an ep of 2003 turtles where

There are alt-right pipelines for each of them.

Leo would become a police-lover with a podcast, Don would become antivaxx, Ralf would get into the Alpha/Manosphere content, and Mikey would go full Woo.

EDIT: Splinter would go full Fox News Boomer, April would become an Influencer (and would frequent Leo's podcast), and Casey Jones would join a militia (probably the Boogaloo)

Raph is definitely wearing 90s wraparound sunglasses in his profile pic, driving a pickup truck in the burbs, and telling himself he's one of "the good turtles."

Yo, I was always team Raf. For the record.