I cannot put myself inside the head of someone who would click on a video to watch someone else open a soda can
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I kinda wanna see how he opens a soda can on the first try.
by editing out any previous attempts
Why does SEO demand that all of his thumbnails are this image?:
I hate the Algorithm!
I hate the Algorithm!
I hate the Algorithm!
how is that dead eyed grin youtubers do the thing that attracts the most viewers?
Children click on the happy face.
Facial analysis reveals Happy Level to be 38%: result- viewers might feel sad and stop clicking
Mandatory Happy penalty applied for Happy Level beneath 50%. Open verification funko soda to confirm Happy Level of at least 50%.
Facial analysis reveals Happy Level to be 71%: result- viewers in the age 4-7 demographic see adequate Happy Level to recognise emotion. Video boosted for one hour for viewers age 4-7.
I hate this man.
What the fuck is a funko soda
I barely understand why funko pops exist in the first place, they're making drinks now?
I think it's a way to sell a smaller, cheaper toy in a smaller, cheaper package. The company has been struggling if I'm not mistaken and enshittification probably hit them too.
What's nice about learning all of this is that i'm at the point where i'm not going to retain it. Like scattered leaves to the wind.
I wonder if there's a gacha aspect to it too, the way it says "pulled firat try"
You used to at least specifically choose the soulless gumball-eyed character you wanted
I have to go and interact with other human beings in about 45 minutes. I did not know this person, or funko pop soft drink existed.
How am I supposed to go to other people and look them in the eye now? How can I possibly go on knowing that this exists, an echo of a simulacrum of a simulacrum, a puppet of a man dancing along to the strings of his corporate masters as he shills products more and more separated from reality.