Your Pedalo accelerates to triple light speed in 0.5 seconds
Draw two cards and place them on your Pedalo
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this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Every time I think I'm going to have to unironically learn German, an angel appears. Danke.
Luckily weakness and resistance are the same in English and German.
I didn't even look at that part of the card, and was superbly confused for a moment. Even tried translating the words to see wtf you were talking about.
I thought you were either being literal, or making some deep comment about, I dunno, resistance to learning a language and the weakness of my understanding or something. lol
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
Warte mal, alles gehört Deutschland?
This is the OG "mods are asleep" meme.
Trying to translate Bruder muss los literally word for word is also hilarious because to me it sounds like "Bro must away" but then German isn't my native language (neither is English, but I like to think I understand it at a slightly higher level than my A2/B1 German lol)
"Bro gotta go" should work
I know, but los isn't a verb unlike go. In other languages I speak, modal verbs like müssen are followed (not necessarily immediately but before the sentence is over) by the main verb in its infinitive form. E.g "ich muss gehen" would sound normal to me, but "ich muss mal" or "ich muss los" sound funny despite knowing it's completely normal.
Correctly translated "Bruder muss los" means " Brother, I have to go"
I love this meme. Not only because it's a good way to practice German, it's also an actually funny thing.