this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
1289 points (98.3% liked)

Memes

45687 readers
707 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Come on. How could that be a sin?

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago

Because he wasn't fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

Nobody jerks off to waluigi more than Jesus.

[–] blazera@kbin.social 96 points 1 year ago

Wah-llelujah

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

[–] lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi's hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don't want to see it.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

You don't find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do

[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 6 points 1 year ago

Blast rope at Luigi hentai?...

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You do you, bro 👍"


Jesus probably

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did he try to intervene with any of them?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

[–] reployer@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I read "Catholic Cannon" and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (10 children)

what does the term "blasting rope" mean? (im not a native english speaker)

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I don't remember saying I wasn't blasting rope

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, it isn't any particular phrase that I've ever heard before. Therefore it's a sex thing

[–] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago

Ejaculating

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 year ago

u tryna end up in that garden too huh

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Oh wow thanks everybody for the warm responses... I don't understand what some of these things mean, so... you know... going to google this.

And again guys, thanks for the help.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Hot as hell. That's what.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Don't play dumb yeezy boy

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

He also saw animal abuse and child rape.

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a "yo mama" joke?

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I'm always happy to assist.

load more comments
view more: next ›