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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Caffeine doesn’t make you less tired. It just occupies the receptors that normal sleep-inducing chemicals occupy. So what happens is you stay as tired as you are but you can’t fall asleep. It’s great if you want to stay up, but it’s not a magic bullet.

And then there are those that get MORE tired after drinking caffeine.

[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cocaine will make you feel less tired, though.

For the low low price of £10 per 0.1g.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I certainly feel less tired and more alert

[–] doug 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I really fucking hate how sensitive my body’s become to caffeine as I’ve gotten older; even just one cup of coffee puts me at what feels like the prologue to a panic attack, but without the panic attack (thanks Prozac?).

So with that and being sober, I am a fish out of water whenever I visit Germany. “So uh, do you have anything that’s non-caffeinated, non-alcoholic, and um, preferably diet? just water? yeah fine, that’s what I thought.”

[–] mcforest@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

As a German: It's totally normal to order a glass of (soda) water when you're in a restaurant for example. I personally prefer the good old Apfelschorle when I'm driving, which is not 0g sugar though.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about any sort of juice? Lemonade?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Too much sugar. Water is the true adult beverage.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then what is he drinking outside of Germany if water is not what he actually wanted? That does not add up.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was referencing this meme.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, but the question remains about what he drinks elsewhere.

[–] Chocobofangirl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since Doug hasn't replied, I assume they're a juice fan. Maybe some milk, or herbal tea, or ooo I should go make some hot chocolate now that I'm on this spiel lol also not diet could mean non-caffeine sodas like sprite? Since nobody would expect diet juice or diet tea lol

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

But you get all of that in Germany...?

[–] Kinokoloko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

No coffee: tired. Coffee: tired, but faster

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are you trying to suggest I should not hear my own heartbeat like a eurobeat song in my ears?!? Combined with my tinnitus it's almost like a 90s techno song.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Eeee thump eeee thump eeee thump eeee thump thump

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] neatobuilds 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At least until your stomach is all ulcers

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

Drink a bottle of pepto at night and it erases the damage pretty well. You'll shit black tho.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

That sounds hot

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Whatever works

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Coffee: do stupid shit faster and with more energy.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

As someone with anxiety, it really just amplifies the effects. Just cortisol levels you wouldn’t think possible.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Feel tired and anxious at the same time

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I wish drinking coffee was actually effective in keeping me awake...

[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I’ve been trying to find this meme but with SpongeBob SquarePants’ fish

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ya. When you're that exhausted don't drink too much caffeine and definitely lay off the red bulls/monster/nos. They won't do anything at that point.

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I know im tired when I start repeatedly hearing the Space Jam theme song in my head.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Idk what it is but caffeine literally never hits me like this.

I would legit have:

Hot milk with a bit of ground coffee in the morning

2 cappuccinos at work

A cold brew on the way home

And maybe some tea once I'm home.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

The caffeine makes me think slow, woo autism!