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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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And you still have a measly three badges? Pathetic. Your Beankemon are weak.

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nooo, I will become the greatest Beankemon strainer the world has ever seen!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Your Beankachu doesn't even go inside its beankéball. I can't believe Gramps even let you keep the thing. Beanvee and I had defeated Brocolli to receive the Cock Badge before you'd even stepped foot out of Poolet Town! Get real. Well, here's my ride, I'm going to get into this convertible full of beankini babes to make my way to the Beandigo Plateau. Smell ya later !bean

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The RTX beanis looks like he has a weiner lol

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh the RTX Beanis Badge? Yup, that's a weiner. The gym leader uses Dong type Pokemon

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Dewdong

:kelly:

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

oh yeaj? I beat beanovani grinding the bean2wo badge..how about that...heh

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

doggirl-shock beanovani?? I heard rumours that he's the shady underworld figure pulling the string beans behind Bean Rocket...

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

He was silent and refused to spill the beans the when I challenged him and made me fight his underbeans instead because he was too beansy. A win is a win either way and the flying bean in the sky before I entered confirmed the beans aligning our fates.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Posting at levels few thought possible

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Beanis Gary (Barry) isn't real and can't hurt you

Beanis Gary (Barry):