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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You gotta eat a second so the first has a friend

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am a small bean beanis don't worry

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

A friend of a friend accidentally a bean once and then they died five years later in a car crash

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hm, well I don't know about beans, but I did hear something about candlej

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

??! What did you hear??? Is this related anything to the sudden disap

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I am sorry for your friend. It must have been a time beanis sent from the future to save the planet that got accidentally eaten.

[–] polpotkin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Call poison control immediately: 1-800-BEANIS

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I tried flushing the beanis out with beanis juice oh god oh godohgod

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yup the whole thing. I'm a little worried

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

RIP in piece

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your service

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't have an exeggutor for my will good luck inheriting my video game collection

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I ate multiple whole beanises... family-guy-death-pose

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

You ate them?? That explains so much thinking-about-it