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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

"Looks like you lost your sim tray ejector"

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

My kit:

I generally prefer the clear toothpick - easier to hold, came with a designer cupcake once (and I keep the flag on it because it's otherwise easy to lose a clear toothpick), generally better if the button is deeply recessed.

The paperclip phone tool is kept on the keychain between the USB micro card reader and the wallet sized SD card holder

[–] Ksin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Raz keeps track of mine

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

I have the whole box. Because you know, it might be needed sometime :P

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I need them for work so I got a fancy keychain one

[–] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Question: Is using paperclips a worse alternative? I've found them useful for those sim pinholes but im not entirely sure if its good practice

[–] FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 5 points 6 days ago

It’s just a piece of metal that you use to push in another piece of metal, the same as the sim tool. They don’t cause any damage and are fine to use.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

Paperclips are just fine, they're just not as ergonomic / easy to hold while pushing

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Just keep it in the box the phone came in with all the warranty documentation. I've never lost one of these

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I have like four or five of these.

Yes, in my drawer of miscellaneous tiny things, next to pens, tiny screwdrivers, and a few old microsd cards.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

or a hoarder

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I taped mine inside the cell phone case.

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I keep one in my wallet along with a safety pin, hairpin, hair tie, and a twist key from an old fashioned roll top anchovy tin.

Any one of these things have come in handy a surprising number of times.

[–] EMHIPresume@startrek.website 7 points 6 days ago

Yes, I keep them in the box.

[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I have one in my wallet - just in case someone wants to steal my phone and I somehow have time to remove my SIM and SD before they take it.. optimistic I know

[–] jaykrown@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Oh I for sure still have at least 10. But finding them when I need them is a whole other story

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

tied it around my keychain because SIMs are still much more handy than esim. Phone service where I live charge a fuck ton of money everytime you re register with the QR.

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[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I have one in my wallet and one on my keychain.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah. I have a Nintendo DS game box (still with the original game) where I keep such tiny things. Including various SD card adapters.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

I have more than one. The key is the word somewhere.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

I can confirm that this is false

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

A paperclip works fine.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I bought a bag of 20, stash them all over the place.

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I am the distributor of cell phones where I work. I have a box of these. They’re also useful to reset UniFi and other networking equipment.

[–] silverlightBeing@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

I have two, and I know exactly where they are. If GPS were more accurate, I could give you the GPS coordinates for each of them.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I still have the box for my phone with the SIM remover still in it lol

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[–] MSugarhill@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Multiple ones.

[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

I have mine under my phone cover. Got sick of losing them all the time when I needed one. Since I put it under the cover, I've only needed it about two times. (Under my cover for over a year).

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

I have some smart devices that came with these so I appear very responsible.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

The ones I have seen most recently are so thin and flimsy that they are worse at the job than a paperclip.

I usually find my thinnest allen wrench and use that.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In an electronics tool kit.

Mostly because the only time recall using that specific tool was when I got my Pixel 8, and that was shortly after release, so its been a minute.

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[–] loomy@lemy.lol 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

false ; I bought a 50 pack

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Planning ahead? Sounds pretty responsible to me

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Lies and slander. I have several, specifically because I am not responsible and lose things often.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

I bought a multi tool that has one of these built in.

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