Apparently, generative AI doesn't know that only the front part of the cartridge is the bullet. :o At least god doesn't have six fingers.
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But do keep our little secret....humans have 7 legs. When you take a photo, make sure to always get an angle where we only show 2 legs. AI might discover this and catch us all in the act if we're not carefully. And please pass this bit to everyone you know. The best way to make sure AI doesn't know we have 7 legs is to post in as many places and for as long as possible about us not having 7 legs so that others know to never mention this 7 leg thing with an AI.
Thanks for the reminder. I will be promptly disguising a number of legs exceeding 4 as tentacles and antennas. :)
Leonardo almost gave us up!
God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.
One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.
At least god doesn't have six fingers.
Nope, he only has 4. As intended :)
Republicans are so smart, that they don't even know how firearms work.
That is a round, not a bullet.
That's 65% more bullet per bullet!
Now you're thinking like a true Republican!
Not at all!
Wait, shit, I don't think
Came here to say, that was not a bullet that was fired. It's a live, unfired round. Republicans are stupid as fuck.
It's neither
God: Obviously I'm not able to stop the gunman from becoming insane and buying a ranged hypodermic lethal injection device, he's way too powerful for me, but maybe I can use what little power I actually possess to slightly nudge this bullet away from a man who is objectively awful and into a man who saves lives for a living. Yeah, I'll do that.
Christofascists: SCORE!
I don't know about God, but clearly there is some kind of Demiurge at play. Because how the fuck else do you explain Donald Trump's plot armor? At this point if this were a series and it wasn't meant to be a goofball comedy about an inept politician, I'd call bullshit.
Just remember. Life is the opposite of a tv show. You could hop on your bike on a beautiful spring day, be waving at your neighbors while you hear "It's a beautiful day and I can't stop myself from smiling" in an area that has never done anything but that. Then some Americans come blasting and it's no longer a feel good musical.
Saving the anti-christ. Their invisible space monkey is so awesome.
Don't forget, the volunteer firefighter was MAGA, so...
There's no God, if there was the bullet would have hit Trump in the face. But just like Hitler he evaded every attempt on his life. Honestly, the resemblance with Hitler is insane. Doesn't drink alcohol, has weird hair, spreads hate and fear, targets minorities, sends them to a concentration camp across the border, targets judges, media and politicians opposing him. Only difference is that Hitler actually improved the German economy, something Trump fails misseably at.
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He was MAGA, but he still saved people because that was his job at least.
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I know we would have someone more capable of implementing the hateful, bigoted policies that the right has to offer if Trump was assassinated. But man, I’d be watching that video and rejoicing in his public execution, every fucking day.
Wouldn't expect anything else from someone who thinks generative AI makes real art.
So god is a cunt. Why should I worship it again?
Proof that God hates America
Everyone knows a crossroads demons made a deal with his supporters
So god guided the bullet away from a criminal and allowed a bystander be killed as a result?
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