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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 8 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

This is the kind of thing that made me realise how much a urban being I am.
The way, I'm imagining a farmer, at least the one with milk farm is a guy waking before the sun because he must milk the cows at 4 a.m.

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[–] Generica@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump...

Then he gets what he gets. I don't feel a damn bit sorry for someone that stupid.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

Sounds like he just incriminated himself from his own illegal business practices, lock him up!

[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 17 points 7 hours ago
[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 38 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"We voted for trump..." = you deserve whatever you get

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago

Have the day you voted for 🌈

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

At some point Maga will realize the grift and there will be some sort of a reckoning. And I’ll be watching and laughing. Mind you, it will probably be a right wing uprising but still I will laugh at that stupid fucking country’s implosion.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And the drugs is still happening anyway and those gangbangers were locals anyways so yeah, congratulations 🎉

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Didn't Trump let in family members of some Mexican drug cartels?

[–] pacology@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

They good. They got the gold card.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 28 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

"I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face :("

[–] BMW_stick@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago

Thoughts & prayers, idiots.

[–] AntelopeRoom@lemm.ee 5 points 7 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 82 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

"I hate black people unless they work on my plantation" - GOP voters

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 25 points 10 hours ago

It's hilarious because it's the same shit as Brexit. At its core it's racist policies that amount to "we don't like brown people". Sometimes you need to watch the house burn for people to learn.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

The problem here is those farmers will now want to charge more. Even though their labor cost just went down.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

The US can just import more food!

Oh, wait.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 28 points 13 hours ago

"I voted to get kicked in the balls and I must say that I was shocked when I got kicked in the balls."

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Sometimes it feels like being happy that Trumpers are suffering is like cheering when a disease dies with the host. It's a momentary happiness that the Balrog fell... milliseconds before you realize it's pulling you down with it.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Nah, not like that at all. More like having the tiniest drop of schadenfreud when the idiot bus driver finally realizes they fell asleep on the job again and we're about to go off the cliff. Much better when the idiots responsible for this mess realize it than not.

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