Sir. Verily I say, go hence and consume a satchel of richards.
this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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Eat a bag of Dick's
I went to Dick's, and there are a lot of balls, unsurprisingly, but how the fuck am I supposed to eat this treadmill
Jesus man. I want to throat fuck that bag of dicks
I could absolutely gargle on those Dick's products
Eat a dick
Consume a Willy.
Ingest a pipe
A cylinder
Was there really a need for that? It's hardly an insult (no adjectives involved). I'd rather chat in a lemmy and get told to ingest cock here and there than to forbid people from passionately voicing their disapproval...
thank you, and i mean what i'm about to say with my hole heart: eat a bag of dicks :D
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Yeah, it’s just too bad killer Mike is a real Trump supporting, motherfucker
Do you have anything to cite?
The only thing I found is him getting pissed about people saying that
https://allhiphop.com/news/killer-mike-msnbc-jason-johnson-donald-trump/
still one of the best music videos of the 21st century so far
There is another
you speak truth. love the story about this video. pure, unfiltered, 100% Walken. i'll see if i can find a link.
Is it just illegal to say that sentence or can I say it in another context or is it specifically you who can't say it?
i can't hear you over this gorgeous phallus-shaped meat loaf i'm about to devour orally.
edit - didn't know it went so well with mayo
They meant to say "Eat at Dick's"
Censorship is fucking bullshit and that mod should be ashamed.
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