So that's where all this poop comes from???
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How does it manifest in the other dimension? Another person's butt hole?
If so it would be fun to shove my own shit through and shit that person's pants
OMG, is this how Putin shit my pants?!?
Narnia but with extra steps
Hiding from the blitz up my own ass
You have died.
Narnia spoiler
You were in a train accident because you had your head up your ass.
Prostate exams are going to get pretty weird
Another dimension another dimension
another dimension another dimension
anOTHER DIMENSION ANother dimension
anOTHER DIMENSION ANother dimension
No time to explain. Everybody crawl into my ass
Ohhh, so that's where the balloon full of drugs went! M'druglord is going to be so relieved.
Same thing as I'd do the day before finding out: eat my own ass
Another dimension like in the sense of the 90s show Sliders universe where the other end is the corresponding point on Earth in a recent-ish fork of the multi verse? So my poo goes through alternate rubber_chicken's butt and his through mine? Kinda a prisoners dilemma there. I think I'd eat healthy for a week just out of courtesy. If ARC eats garbage in that interval, I'd just assume we're cool and go back to my usual diet. If not, I'd do a garbage meal to test the waters and wait a couple days. If I get three horrendous poops in response, I think I'd just back down and eat healthy long term, at least until I can figure out some sort of communication protocol.
TCP/IPoo
Guess it's time to remove more ribs....
Hey I'm just wondering how i find this information out in the first place?
when ur bootiehol e is a bag of hjolding
So where does my colon lead to now? Urgent question.
I would take a big dose of laxatives and just spew stuff into the other dimension.
Some poor World is gonna need iron dome for the ruotine pig poo balls bombardment they have no answer to 