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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I told him I didn't believe in magic

Then he got really mad, red & nude; and turned my butthole into an interdimensional portal so he could shit my pants

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Eating raw onions, apples, peaches or any dairy

[–] angryhemorrhoid@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Aw, shit! Maybe it's because I'm so constipated that I rarely poop. He! Wants! More! Poop!!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry about eating too much fast food this week mr wizard, I promise I'll eat more fibre from now on.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I didn't know it was his retirement poop I was making off with, during one of my hare-brained get-rich-quick schemes

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Drank a lot of coffee with breakfast

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I usually leave 'em behind, pro tip (the wizard is not mad at me)

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

points at character sheet where I have 2 levels in Poop Thief