imagine dying in storm jerry
fucking insult to (fatal) injury

ugh, one of these is my mom's name and another is from my least favorite ex-

here's hoping fate doesn't pick this year to get cute.

sorry honkies that one's reserved for any typhoon that ends up hitting Burma

Me and Lorenzo rollin' in the Benzo

Nestor blowing in wearing khakis, a button up, and thick rimmed glasses like a nerd

Critical suport for Lorenzo wrecking Texas

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Excited to find out which of these names will be retired after a storm devastates Texas/Louisiana/Florida and kills hundreds of people due to the US's complete inability to respond to natural disasters.

In related news: FEMA says it will stick with last year’s hurricane plan after its director tells staff he ‘didn’t realize it was a season’

"Barry" nobody's taking that shit-ass storm seriously and people will die because of it

Nominative determinism will finally kill us all with Hurricane Wendy

Nestor