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[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (5 children)

There was the whole "Winning the Nobel Peace Prize while ordering drone assassinations", but yeah, tan suit was #1.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

Imagine 2014 fox trying to rile up their base because the president was killing innocent brown people. They wouldn't give a fuck. Tan suit and Dijon mustard were all they had to work with.

[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah but that wasn't a scandal. The news, his peers, everyone (important) was all on the same side. At least on the drone strike thing. Not everyone was happy about him winning the Nobel.

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ll take targeted strikes over the indiscriminate ones that level residential blocks I’ve seen lately.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Targeted" strikes that blew up schools, weddings, and a doctor's without borders hospital

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better than taking those and multiplying by tens or hundreds of times, like the Ruskies are doing.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that our metric? If we slaughter slightly fewer civilians than Russia we're the good guys by default?

[–] splicerslicer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He won the prize before even entering office.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Obama was like Sherman: His deeds will be memorized in the occupied territory for all of eternity.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like how this is remembered as a scandal, as opposed to drone striking a wedding

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Americans have different priorities

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

and a doctor's without borders hospital. You know you're a piece of shit when one of the most altruistic organizations that's ever existed calls you a war criminal

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago

Don't forget when he dared to ask for GREY POUPON on his hot dog! Oh, gasp and swoon! The media assured us that it was exactly as bad as Trump raping a thirteen year old girl, because anything one side does is just as bad as everything the other side does.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The real scandal was how fucking hot he looked in that suit!
And how jealous the GOP was of it.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago
[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm fairly certain drone strikes are a bigger scandal than a tan suit

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, they were killing brown people

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine if they were killing tan people

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

I those are the leather people I keep hearing about.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What if they were killing tan suits?

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Funny how that scandal went away once a white man massively escalated the number of drone strikes... as well as stopped recording civilian casualties.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Republicans accused him of trying to remove God on the money and made him sign shit to "remind him".

They also accused him of saying tire gauges were his foreign policy plan because they love lying and are a bunch of bastards.

Lots of aren't fond of the Dems either but the Republicans are just terrible people.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

his environmental plan

edit: https://youtu.be/akjXqfvLu28?si=amqRfli9TK8biDze

a trip down memory lane

Looking dapper

[–] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

So people are super mad that Obama fought islamic terrorism? Ok

[–] BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] AnaGram@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gunwalk~~ing~~er says what?

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd think it was when he approved the extrajudicial killing of a US citizen with a drone. Imagine someone like Trump running with the precedent he set.

[–] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, that's fun, let's go back further. Remember when Bush lied about WMDs to invade Iraq? Imagine Obama running with a war in the Middle East on his hands.

[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

George Washington executed his own troops for demanding to be paid for their service. Imagine.... Yeah.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At a time when the nations soul and existence was at stake.

[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you know what those tea taxes were about? The colonists kept starting wars with local tribes and the king got sick of paying for it, so he imposed taxes on the colonies to pay for their own genocidal wars.

The US was founded to guarantee the right to carry out genocide without paying for it all, with a constitution that explicitly kept slavery legal and only allows rich white men to vote. A slave holder who's dentures were made out of human teeth from slaves murdered a bunch of his own soldiers who he'd promised to pay and feed them didn't.

Yeah, there's the nation's soul right there. It's been on the same trajectory since the beginning.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

So you are bemoaning a dilution of your good old wholesome shit? 😂 🤣 😂

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