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You think you can censor me? You think you can remove my post? Look down. See that heavy duty stapler? Yeah. That's what's coming for your Switch 2 if you fuck with me and my posts ever again. (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 days ago by BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

120 high capacity strips. 5/8 inch caliber chisel points. steel construction and 100-sheet penetration. I'm dual-wielding these bad boys and can output over 75 staples a minute.

I'm fucking serious about this.

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

37.5 staples per hand-minute for the non-US posters

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

I was literally in a store called Staples yesterday looking for one of these fuckers and they simply did not have it. Baffling.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

It costs nearly 50 cents to fire this gun - for twelve seconds