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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 77 points 12 hours ago

It is EXACTLY what you voted for, Leopard Bait.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 86 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

“While I stand by my support for him, I will call out harmful actions when necessary,” she said. “And finally, this isn’t about regrets; I have none.

Well...

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 41 points 10 hours ago

His cult will never turn on him, no matter what he does. He could walk up to one of them, stick a knife in their gut, and they'll humbly ask him to please stop twisting it, Mr. President, so I can vote for you again, sir.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 28 points 12 hours ago

So we've learned nothing. It's just that your people are currently being affected. Yet there are still no regrets. I think people need to get more used to being wrong. Eat some humble pie, and admit that you were wrong for the first time in your life.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

The Leopardium Consummission Society hears an DGAF

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 75 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

This is exactly what you voted for. Did you completely ignore everything he said he was going to do?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

and he even said, i campaigned on THIS, you voted for it. sometimes i wonder if trump thinks if his voters are really this stupid, i know said they are, but sometimes he must be disbelief sometimes.

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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 234 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Makes me wonder what the fuck they think they voted for

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 103 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Making merica great, bald eagles, kid rock, 25¢ eggs, free diesel for their monster trucks, short bottom shorts on blondes, beer holders in car and no seatbelt laws taking their freedum.

That sorta thing.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

lol but I’ve never heard of Latinas being into those things, well maybe cheap eggs…

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Oh, they love their "performance vehicles" too

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I personally have no problem with bald eagles, 25¢ eggs, and short bottom shorts on blondes.

Maybe Kamala should have used that as her platform.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I'll take one Chris Hemsworth in short-shorts, please!

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Might as well stock up, get a couple while you're there, friend.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 71 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, could he have screamed "I hate latino immigrants and I want to get rid of them as inhumanely as possible" any louder?

[–] deus@lemmy.world 45 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"It's fake news", "it's taken out of context", "that's not what he meant", you get the gist.

[–] paequ2 17 points 12 hours ago

LOL! YES! I remember hearing, "Maybe that's what he said, but that's not what he meant."

[–] db2@lemmy.world 41 points 16 hours ago

Hurting other people. They thought they'd be the chosen ones.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 29 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They aren't capable of thinking at all.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 69 points 14 hours ago
[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

They're so much FYGM, and now comes the comeuppance.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 125 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

“While I stand by my support for him, I will call out harmful actions when necessary,” she said. “And finally, this isn’t about regrets; I have none.

Oh well then, I hope you burn in Hell. Or in Florida. Whichever.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 53 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I hope you burn in Hell. Or in Florida. Whichever.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Texas, too. (With Louisiana and Alabama on the fringe)

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It's always impressive when the leopard is mid-face-eat, they acknowledge the face eating is happening, and they make sure to say they don't have regrets.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I hate the people of my heritage. Fucking morons.

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 47 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 116 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 41 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

There is no better way to say this. It is exactly what you voted for. And we warned you hundreds of times, but what did y'all say? "The libruls are panicking lol" or something to that effect.

Well, better late than never.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 25 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Well, better late than never.

“And finally, this isn’t about regrets; I have none.”

It's going to be never.

People (and I'm using that term in the loosest descriptive way possible) like this are completely incapable of learning from their mistakes. Trump could have her shipped off to CECOT and keep her there until she died from the abuse, and her last words would be "no regrets MAGA lol are you triggered libs"

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 47 points 15 hours ago

Where did I put that meme....

AH HA!

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 70 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think the leopard can't eat anymore

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Not spherical like a cow yet.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 43 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It is, though.

How could anyone have been alive in 2016-2020 and not know exactly what trump is?

I don’t buy these excuses. Do you hate the fascism you voted for? Fine. But we’re not having a real conversation unless you own that. You’re an adult, ffs.

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[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 29 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No one hates illegal immigrants more than legal immigrants.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a legal immigrant and now a naturalized citizen and I don't care that much tbh, as long as you don't do a mass murder against innocent people, or bring in bigotry or support authoritarianism (ahem musk ahem). I'm more worried about thr government trampling on my rights.

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[–] Catma@lemmy.world 39 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 34 points 16 hours ago

This is exactly what they voted for, but like a true trumpler voter, they're too stupid to realize it.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 22 points 16 hours ago

INHUMANE! Trump was SUPPOSED to only go After GAY KIDS! NOT Brown People like ME!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

OP, would you mind swapping the URL and the body of your post (i.e. putting the article in the URL and the image in the body)? It's not violating any rules and so won't be removed, but it's a lot nicer to have a link to a high-quality article as the main content of the post instead of an image that's only substantiated if the user bothers to look in the comments. (That is, a user who doesn't want to interact with the comments and wants to use Lemmy strictly as a link aggregator should still get to read the article.)

[–] db2@lemmy.world 24 points 16 hours ago

Yes it is, stupid.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 22 points 16 hours ago

Dumb fucks.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Man, what a catchy song... I wish my cubano neighbors would have been blasting your song instead of this one.

https://youtu.be/D2UfcJsRDkk

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[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

It's exactly what you voted for, dumbass. 🤦‍♂️

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Sucked in, idiot!

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