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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 50 minutes ago

cuban latinas, your not exempt from being an illegal immigrant, as part of the white supremecist gop.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 minutes ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

The Leopardium Consummission Society hears an DGAF

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 3 points 45 minutes ago
[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

They're so much FYGM, and now comes the comeuppance.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 38 points 3 hours ago

It is EXACTLY what you voted for, Leopard Bait.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

I hate the people of my heritage. Fucking morons.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 34 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

“While I stand by my support for him, I will call out harmful actions when necessary,” she said. “And finally, this isn’t about regrets; I have none.

Well...

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

His cult will never turn on him, no matter what he does. He could walk up to one of them, stick a knife in their gut, and they'll humbly ask him to please stop twisting it, Mr. President, so I can vote for you again, sir.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

So we've learned nothing. It's just that your people are currently being affected. Yet there are still no regrets. I think people need to get more used to being wrong. Eat some humble pie, and admit that you were wrong for the first time in your life.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 47 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is exactly what you voted for. Did you completely ignore everything he said he was going to do?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)

and he even said, i campaigned on THIS, you voted for it. sometimes i wonder if trump thinks if his voters are really this stupid, i know said they are, but sometimes he must be disbelief sometimes.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 48 points 6 hours ago
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 hours ago
[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 34 points 6 hours ago

Where did I put that meme....

AH HA!

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 167 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Makes me wonder what the fuck they think they voted for

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 54 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, could he have screamed "I hate latino immigrants and I want to get rid of them as inhumanely as possible" any louder?

[–] deus@lemmy.world 31 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"It's fake news", "it's taken out of context", "that's not what he meant", you get the gist.

[–] paequ2 6 points 3 hours ago

LOL! YES! I remember hearing, "Maybe that's what he said, but that's not what he meant."

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 69 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Making merica great, bald eagles, kid rock, 25¢ eggs, free diesel for their monster trucks, short bottom shorts on blondes, beer holders in car and no seatbelt laws taking their freedum.

That sorta thing.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

lol but I’ve never heard of Latinas being into those things, well maybe cheap eggs…

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Oh, they love their "performance vehicles" too

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I personally have no problem with bald eagles, 25¢ eggs, and short bottom shorts on blondes.

Maybe Kamala should have used that as her platform.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'll take one Chris Hemsworth in short-shorts, please!

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Might as well stock up, get a couple while you're there, friend.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 31 points 8 hours ago

Hurting other people. They thought they'd be the chosen ones.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They aren't capable of thinking at all.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 hours ago

This is the correct answer

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 80 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

“While I stand by my support for him, I will call out harmful actions when necessary,” she said. “And finally, this isn’t about regrets; I have none.

Oh well then, I hope you burn in Hell. Or in Florida. Whichever.

It's always impressive when the leopard is mid-face-eat, they acknowledge the face eating is happening, and they make sure to say they don't have regrets.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 33 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I hope you burn in Hell. Or in Florida. Whichever.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Texas, too. (With Louisiana and Alabama on the fringe)

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

There's a difference?

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 53 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I don't think the leopard can't eat anymore

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[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No one hates illegal immigrants more than legal immigrants.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago

I'm a legal immigrant and now a naturalized citizen and I don't care that much tbh, as long as you don't do a mass murder against innocent people, or bring in bigotry or support authoritarianism (ahem musk ahem). I'm more worried about thr government trampling on my rights.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 88 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 26 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

There is no better way to say this. It is exactly what you voted for. And we warned you hundreds of times, but what did y'all say? "The libruls are panicking lol" or something to that effect.

Well, better late than never.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Well, better late than never.

“And finally, this isn’t about regrets; I have none.”

It's going to be never.

People (and I'm using that term in the loosest descriptive way possible) like this are completely incapable of learning from their mistakes. Trump could have her shipped off to CECOT and keep her there until she died from the abuse, and her last words would be "no regrets MAGA lol are you triggered libs"

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 hours ago

It is, though.

How could anyone have been alive in 2016-2020 and not know exactly what trump is?

I don’t buy these excuses. Do you hate the fascism you voted for? Fine. But we’re not having a real conversation unless you own that. You’re an adult, ffs.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Sucked in, idiot!

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago

This is exactly what they voted for, but like a true trumpler voter, they're too stupid to realize it.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

It's exactly what you voted for, dumbass. 🤦‍♂️

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 hours ago

INHUMANE! Trump was SUPPOSED to only go After GAY KIDS! NOT Brown People like ME!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 7 hours ago

Dumb fucks.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 hours ago

What do you expect when you vote for a fat old racist fuckhead that spouts fat old racist fuckhead propaganda.

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