I went to college for horticulture four years ago. They still use this confusing rhetoric.
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I believe he cooked his data, but it was the 1850s, and science was still along these lines:
Watson, do you think a monkey falling out of a tree falls slower or faster than one blown out of a tree with 00 buckshot?
I do say, Alfred, what an intriguing idea. I'll grab the shotgun and you find a rock. We will meet back here in 15 minutes and find two monkeys.
15 minutes later
Alright, on the count of three, you throw the rock at your money and I'll pull my trigger
But it's going to take time for the rock to get there - your shotgun is instant
Fine you throw on two, and I pull on three. Ready? One, two...
He also got hilariously lucky in what he was doing. It's worth a read into the modern-day reproductions (no pun intended) of his work to see just how unlikely he was to get his results as fast as he did.
There is a German word for this: ErbsenzΓ€hler (pea counter), someone who is overly rigerous, exact or cheap.
I don't think that is applicable here...
You shall not think, you shall count (the peas)
The Danish word is fly fucker - somehow the Danes predicted banana fly geneticists.
Fly....Fuck....er.........
Somehow that seems worse than a goat fucker.
Switched to melons
Not my proudest fap
Why does this guy look like Doug Heffernan lol
Ok, now try with hawkweed.