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[Tutorial]How to impress her Dad (telegra.ph)

submitted 10 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 92 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

[–] Rivalarrival 41 points 10 months ago

Something about her being knocked up, because he's already telling Dad jokes.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's your problem with it?

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You shouldn't have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples' parents are homeowners.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pushes daughter out the door

"Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there."

"Daaaaaad!"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

"No worries, I'm not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point."

[–] lockhart@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Her dad will think you already have children

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“