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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a lion doesn't shit inside.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Alpha shit frfr

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry there is a beanis standing at each of the sinks please choose a stall

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, suit yourself but I think yuull be waiting a while

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, i already shit on the floor

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are now banned from the toilet.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is loke the movie memento

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sorry i don't speak huge nerd

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Lmao ownwd oh wait yoj mean I'm the nerd

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I hadn't prepared a joke for an answer like this oooaaaaaaauhhh

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[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which one is occupied? The only logical option is to use the stall nearest to the occupied one.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry it's occupied what part don't you understand

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No no, that’s fine. I’ll do my business in D.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Bold choice. I like your moxy

[–] peanutbuttercupola@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Sorry there is a beanis using that sink, choose another

[–] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sequentially backwards f-a. I understand that they're all occupied. I'm on the ground crawling

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

On my back so I can maintain eye contact

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While you were sliding across the floor past C, the beanis in F finished their beanisness and vacated the cubicle

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's okay I already asserted my dominance in that one. And before you ask, yes, I heavily emphasized the 'ass' part of asserted in my head when I wrote it.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you didn't come to poop, just to slither? Nice.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

If claims were clams we'd have a bake

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I catalogue the interior of each one and choose the cleanest

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

They're all occupied

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Men's room? A or B (if A is super dirty). Women's room? F. Gender neutral? D.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Unfortunately they're all occupied

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm getting pretty good at holding it these days anyway

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I admire your pooserverance

[–] m532@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

You see a beanis graffiiting the wall of the cubicle. It looks like its writing 'for a good time call 040834...' but you can't make out the rest of the number

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

E>>>>>B >F = A >>> C > D.

I can't tell you why but I know this in my heart to be true.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I agree. Shame they're all occupied though

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

It's occupied please choose another stall

[–] WellTheresYourCobbler@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d sit on top of cubicle F and shit away

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

You hear a muffled complait from the beanis occupying the cubicle. It's not very hapy

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