a lion doesn't shit inside.
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The sink
Sorry there is a beanis standing at each of the sinks please choose a stall
No
Okay, suit yourself but I think yuull be waiting a while
Joke's on you, i already shit on the floor
You are now banned from the toilet.
This is loke the movie memento
sorry i don't speak huge nerd
Lmao ownwd oh wait yoj mean I'm the nerd
Which one is occupied? The only logical option is to use the stall nearest to the occupied one.
They're all occupied
Ok D then
Sorry it's occupied what part don't you understand
No no, that’s fine. I’ll do my business in D.
Bold choice. I like your moxy
Sink A.
Sorry there is a beanis using that sink, choose another
C
It's occupied please choose another stall
Men's room? A or B (if A is super dirty). Women's room? F. Gender neutral? D.
Unfortunately they're all occupied
I'm getting pretty good at holding it these days anyway
I admire your pooserverance
Break in
You see a 
graffiiting the wall of the cubicle. It looks like its writing 'for a good time call 040834...' but you can't make out the rest of the number
E>>>>>B >F = A >>> C > D.
I can't tell you why but I know this in my heart to be true.
I agree. Shame they're all occupied though
I catalogue the interior of each one and choose the cleanest
They're all occupied
I’d sit on top of cubicle F and shit away
You hear a muffled complait from the beanis occupying the cubicle. It's not very hapy