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[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Gonna start telling people my day drinking is "microdosing"

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some fictional scientific backup:

At a dinner celebrating Nikolaj's 40th birthday, the group discusses a theory inspired by the work of psychiatrist Finn Skårderud—that humans are born with a blood alcohol content (BAC) deficiency of 0.05% and that maintaining a BAC of 0.05% makes one more creative and relaxed.

[–] muirc@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

It’s been on my list forever, I think I’ll watch it tonight!

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

my therapist prescribed road sodas, officer!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

tag urself I'm the flag burning that's so casual I didn't even notice it at first

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Damn that should have been me!

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

You'd think the fire would repel the flies, but apparently Druggies just stink to . . . kelly high heaven.

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I'm the cracker jacks diploma

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm the knee nipples on the smug "wellness professional".

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm the hallucinatory spirals emanating from the trippler's head

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] muirc@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Probably inaccurate. It's clearly just "some gizmo".

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Kelly keeping to his Wisconsin roots.

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

lmao I love that he has a second self-insert in this one

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What is the connection between the druggy's psilocybin journey and the drunk driver? That they're both "taking microdoses?" The latest fad gets to be comfy while the upstanding tippler is oppressed?

If so, the slightest smirk from me.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

boomers are mad that they can't drive drunk and are lashing out at anyone else being allowed to have fun

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Or even just people getting evidence-based therapy.