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Can you prove you're not AI? (lemmy.world)
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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 11 points 2 weeks ago

I’m able to click the « I’m human » check box

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Tianamen square massacre happened

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

AI lies all the time though 🤔

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

This sentence was not banned by deepseek AI the last time i checked

If you mentioned the year, it would have been blocked

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 7 points 2 weeks ago

There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry 🤖

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Damn. Maybe I am AI.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Great question!

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nö

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.

Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent

[–] Outwit1294 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried to suck my own dick

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who didn't?

[–] Outwit1294 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

AI

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

If it could, it would.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just what AI would say.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Simple just have multiple people in person choose a number and if everyone picked different number each time it's not a simulation, it's called a shadow test. (Hope you get the reference)

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 weeks ago

Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sure I have citizenship

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No.

[–] Mediocre_chad@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.

In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.

Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?

Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.

An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

My phone number is redacted

My address is redacted

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