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Can you prove you're not AI? (lemmy.world)
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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

I’m able to click the « I’m human » check box

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tianamen square massacre happened

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

AI lies all the time though 🤔

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

This sentence was not banned by deepseek AI the last time i checked

If you mentioned the year, it would have been blocked

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 7 points 1 month ago

There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry 🤖

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Damn. Maybe I am AI.

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nö

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.

Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Great question!

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just what AI would say.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent

[–] Outwit1294 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tried to suck my own dick

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who didn't?

[–] Outwit1294 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AI

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

If it could, it would.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Simple just have multiple people in person choose a number and if everyone picked different number each time it's not a simulation, it's called a shadow test. (Hope you get the reference)

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Sure I have citizenship

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No.

[–] Mediocre_chad@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.

In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.

Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?

Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.

An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

My phone number is redacted

My address is redacted

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