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[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 160 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)

For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 7 points 1 week ago

I'm glad. I've seen it a few times and that wasn't my first guess.

[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hahaha, I don't know why, but this absolutely made my day.

The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can't make this shit up.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?

I know what to do

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The BBL smell, rotting fat

You forgot the inability to properly wipe their ass (also mentioned in the article).

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Reminded me of bart

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You can't even sit down for 6-8 weeks after the procedure. Like WTAF.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Look at this reddit comment of someone who had one.

[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems like a very mean spirited and spiteful person would have their day made by other people having problems.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Eh, when it's problems that could have easily been avoided by not doing something completely unnecessary I lose sympathy

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

During a BBL, fat is liposuctioned from one area of the body and injected into the butt. If too much fat is packed into a single spot—more than blood vessels can support—it can die. That’s called fat necrosis, and it smells about as good as it sounds. “When there is more fat in an area than the blood supply allows, the fat will die through a smelly process,” Dr. Anderson told the Daily Mail. It’s a complication that can lead to infections, hospital stays, and in rare cases, sepsis.

Imagine if you love going down on your partner and the smell of rotten flesh is a few inches away.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Would make me think of my mother

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Goodbye internet

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I looked at the subreddit for bolted on butts, and they're so gross.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"Smells like something died in there"

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

got that dumpy, that wagon haulin straight stank

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Vice back at it with ground breaking journalism

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

Big Black Ligma?