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[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (4 children)

We are all prostitutes in some way, shape or form under capitalism. Tell them that at thanksgiving and example that renting yourself to a company to drive trucks, scan tills,deliver pizza is not that different to renting yourself out for sex. Both involve you doing a service for others in exchange for cash.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

This is the sort of lighthearted shitpost response I always hope for when I post something like this.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Isn’t prostitution usually exploited by organized crime?

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[–] Outtatime@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a great point.

The communist prostitute is so much better

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Seize the means of reproduction!

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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The trick is to force everyone to sit on the same side of the table.

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

they only did that for the painting.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

So crazy that people still believe this.

The other twelve disciples (Bobert, Dave, Big Dave, Little Dave, Deathlord, Dolores, Fifibelle, Larry, Lucifer, Tarquin, and Zebuchenezuzuzuzechazzachuah) were on the other side of the table.

Who do you think took the photo? Do you think Jesus had a selfie-stick? SMH.

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pay the prostitutes to argue for MAGA and fascism and watch the uncle be upset in having to agree with a prostitute.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bonus points if the uncle argues against MAGA and fascism so that he won't have to agree with a prostitute.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 11 points 1 year ago

I would splurge and get me a prostitute with a PhD in International Relations or stuff like that.

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The key differences here is "inviting" vs "paying".

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who says you can't invite some prostitutes to Thanksgiving dinner? Even a hooker's gotta eat.

Even a hooker’s gotta eat.

That's what ho cakes are for.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

One might consider this paying them with food, but you could say the same about Jesus, so it tracks

[–] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus was a homeboy, follow his lead: drink wine, hang with the homies, be chill with the hoes, pass the snacks and wreck a market in a mega church.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you get bored, tell your uncle that the easiest way to stop illegal immigration is to dissolve national borders

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

...and the easiest way to stop gender ideology (whatever the fuck that's supposed to be) being forced on our children is to abolish gender.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait a second, when did I become a moderator of Lemmy Shitpost? I mean I don't mind, but no one told me!

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 24 points 1 year ago

Congratulations, I guess. Now, get to work!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Missed opportunity.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Jesus doesn't have to ask.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Jesus prefers footsies.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ofc not, that what the decides are for

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Guess ho's coming to dinner

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus sounds like the best dude in this scenario.

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[–] JasonHears@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh shit. Maybe Donald Trump is the next messiah.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His followers sure seem to think so.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

He sure seems to think so too

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription: Twitter


Steve vs Ninjas @stevevsninjas

Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's the light of the world, I do it and I'm "making Thanksgiving awkward."

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Its because you are the prostitute your uncle brought and everyone hates +1s

[–] josefo@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that's for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling "thanks for this" so everyone knows you are thankful.

Jeez, some people just mix shit up

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[–] Pilokyoma@mujico.org 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, he healed the lepers, not the hookers.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Are we inviting them too? Is leprosy still a thing, even?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like to bring up 1 Samuel 18:27.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

If you’re gonna bring it up, at least quote the damn verse. Not a lot of us have the Bible memorized.

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