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[–] scrion@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If my limbs would operate using hydraulics, I'd love for my dead body to be repurposed like that. Mount my carcass on a mobile platform and have me grab things from the top shelf while I shed flakes of decaying flesh, constantly surrounded by the scent of rancid fat and formaldehyde. Give me purpose beyond death.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Glory to the emperor undying and his ninth house (i know flesh is more of an every house but 5 and 9 thing)

[–] leds@feddit.dk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Any news on the next book?

[–] XPost3000@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"oh haha it's just like those little screw grabber tools but it looks exactly like a real spider a-"

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm wondering what it would be like to keep the metabolism of a brain-dead organism going and controlling it via the nervous system, thereby creating a cyborg (but in reverse as opposed to most sci-fi ones).

Like, imagine an irrecoverable comatose patient whose every speech-related nerve is tapped. Using machine learning, one could create a neural network that maps all muscle movements to sounds and vice versa. The setup could then play any waveform to just about the best of the vocal tract's ability – in short, turning the body into a peak beatboxer. (With multiple such cyborgs or a looper, one could achieve arbitrary precision at recreating sound waves! There can be actual uses too, like letting paralyzed people speak again, but I all can think of is whether the paper of this research ends up using Bad Apple!! or Never Gonna Give You Up as the demo song, and whether there's going to be an acapella band touring with effectively propped-up corpses.)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago

Hello, shut up.

(Failing that, write a book, call it The Torment Nexus 2: Brain-Dead Boogaloo - that's a societally accepted way to deal with these thoughts, but do avoid talking about this at convivial gatherings, please, okay, thank you, goodbye.)

(T_T)

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is the basic premise of Ancillary Justice, by Ann Leckie. But it's a lot less nice than that.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

I lolled so hard at the OP... then did again at your reply!

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[–] brachiosaurus@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

They are going to make you work even when you are dead

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I have deep-seated arachnophobia and deeply appreciate the grotesque, and I still feel so bad for the spiders, c'mon! I at least hope they died of natural causes well before someone decided to try using them as a grabber toy... Like, at least that!

[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you missed the "Euthanize spider" slide with a little snowflake icon.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I haven't seen that one, no!:( It just starts with the spider gripping a raspberry:(

Edit: can't really say having them euthanised makes this any better, tbh...

[–] tribut@infosec.pub 14 points 2 weeks ago

You missed the part where the first step was

a) Euthanize Spider

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I guess you missed the memes about what we do to horseshoe crabs

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

And will continue to do so, yes! Aw, nuts, this thread made me sad :-<

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

You didn't just miss "euthanize spider" but also the very "humanely" way of slowly freezing it to death for 5 days. And I share your thoughts. I really really really hate spiders, but I love them. As they're fascinating creatures with incredible abilities. If that makes sense. Also very useful.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

This makes me feel sad.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mind did not go straight to a sex thing. That would be horrible.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

Did it saunter gaily to a sex thing?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe because Goku has been revived multiple times

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely. Just wondering, because usually there's a reason people put stuff in videos.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Goku didn't die for our sins for us to end up doing this kind of unholy shit

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I see dead people working in Tesla, ensambling Cyber Trucks.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Cause tiny grabbers are just that hard to make?

Would this work with a tarantula?

Sorry for mentioning that

[–] altphoto 2 points 2 weeks ago

Finally a solution for ED that works without side effects!