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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 372 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"Autism didn't exist when I was younger"

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 85 points 2 months ago

Hipster Kant.

Got the autism before it became mainstream.

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to realise why people are calling me a massive Kant.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For a second there I thought this was Reddit.

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

We don't do humour on Lemmy? :)

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[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 2 months ago

My imediate first though was how incredibly autistic this behavior is and fits perfectly with the rest of his persona.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well clearly they had vaccines back then.

/s

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just to point out, the first one was created 8 years before he died.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago

I Kant believe vaccines killed Kant.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Checkmate atheists!

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 163 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"it was said neighbors would set their clocks to his daily walks"

And then,

"He considered marriage two times, first to a widow then to a westphalian girl, but both times waited too long"

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bruh mental health in the 1700s must have sucked

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

"Hey, he is just odd..."

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“it was said neighbors would set their clocks to his daily walks”

Reminds me of the Kraftwerk guys. One time David Bowie wanted to talk to them and he was told to "Call the studio at exactly this time". He said he literally watched the clock and at the exact stroke called their studio. He said he didn't even hear the phone ring, they had picked up the phone seconds before he called. lol

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t he get a busy signal then?

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Only if you were on a call already. I had it happen a couple of times to me back then. "Call me back in a minute!" I'd call back and they had already picked the phone up.

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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is what I mean when I say Kant (and other enlightenment era thinkers) obsession with some universal moral rules followed by purely rational humans is some dude’s fantasy who never has understood how normal people work.

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was about to defend him but after refreshing my memory and reading about the Categorical Imperative I think you’re absolutely right.

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

Following a moral framework so strictly sounds so rewarding...

I say this as an autist historically riddled with anxiety: Life is meant to be lived. I kind of lived similarly for the first ~15 years of my adult life and I regret it as a waste. Get out there, do something cringe, stupid, or questionably ethical. Make dumb mistakes, because if you don't your life will be a void and you'll learn nothing and stagnate. Live a life worthy of telling it as a story. Get hurt and accept you might hurt others by living vibrantly.

I've been trying to do so for the past 7 years or so... covid set me back a little socially but I'm recovering again.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do I overcome myself? I've got plans and desired outcomes and it's running me into the ground.

[–] orgrinrt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Just as a side anecdote, but I’ve found that having desired outcomes is a surefire way to get disappointed and let down.

I mean that as in a singular desired outcome for any given action. The more specific the outcome or its prerequisites, the better you’d be not to expect anything and just go do the thing without overthinking it. Note: not abandoning or giving up on the doing of the thing, rather just go and do it and adapt to what universe and chance gives you.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Yup. Take risks, get out of your comfort zone. Most of the time you find out you were anxious about nothing and when problems arise you can handle them.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

"covid set me back a little socially but I'm recovering again." Same.

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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

Yea, I can see how the guy who published the Categorical Imperative never had to accomodate for anyone around him in his daily life.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Marriage?

Kant be bothered.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant.
Who was very rarely stable

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (7 children)

He was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table

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[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 25 points 2 months ago

I think ladies want to hit that, but Immanuel told them, "Kant touch this."

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 months ago

just like me fr fr

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

He Kant even.

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

The most hilarious part of Kant's work to me is in his anthropology.

In a footnote he said that there's two ways of studying it: in the first degree, by traveling and meeting people, and I'm the second degree by reading books by traveled people.

But Kant never traveled so he can study antropology in the first degree. So he adds a clause saying that if one lives in a busy port city (like Kant) one can study antropology in the first degree as all the people of the world travel to your city.

I find that level of pettiness from one of the greatest philosophers very endearing

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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Life goals.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Koenigsberg, especially during that time, was considered the progressive hub of the western world, the pinnacle of human achievements and innovation. During that time, you really had the best of everything right in the city. So, why leave? His ideas and thoughts formed the way we think today, he singlehandedly changed the structure of thoughts europeans had.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nice meme but is this true? Are there sources?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

It's not true. He left his home town exactly twice IIRC.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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