POV: You are a conservative (Politics on "No" column)
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Imagine dating a conservative. Ew.
YES:
- You're basically a centrist!
- Both sides make some really good points.
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed how nobody wants to work anymore?"
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed we can't joke about anything anymore?"
Could also be a radical leftist, i know from the experience tslking about the opressive nsture of capitalism and how were brainwashed by the media into a consumerist lifestyle isnt something most baddies cinsider good first date talk.
I'd marry but I'm a bit weird (Lemmy user and all)
If you've heard about the “pip boy” you’re gonna love the new Incel-erator 5000
I believe it’s a playbook that NFL quarterbacks wear, but I like the Pipboy idea way better
Bud, fuck that come get shitfaced with me and nerd about about the Titanic
I couldn't possibly spend a moment with a woman who couldn't talk with me about historical disasters.
I held to my values and wanted good things for myself and that's what I got.
Ayup. Autistic abrasive af here, never made any attempt to change or hide who i am. Been happily married 20 years
Major congratulations. I despair seeing so many people who ostensibly want the same things and yet live in constant stress for living up to some imagined image of what's "normal" or "proper" for a relationship.
People tend to argue for why they're lonely so impassionately that you start to realize that loneliness and hopelessness is what they actually want on some level because it's more comfortable than the challenges of sharing your actual life with someone, and their brains are just inventing stories for why they can't find a partner who they can be friends with and enjoy things together.
We have entire industries of scammers on social media pushing videos that serve only to feed this insecurity and avoidance and it's making everything so much worse. I'm very glad I'm not part of the modern dating world because I've known what I've wanted since the beginning.
I know so many people who are in unhappy relationships because they're following a scrupt.
I also know a great many who have wiped their arse with it.
Best thing you can be is yourself, ya got no other fucking choice anyway
Something something Rockerfeller
Every time we launch a titanic a buncha rich cunts die.
We need a fleet
Checks notes
This made me Google Coleen Hoover to find out what she does and I still dont know what she does. Something to do with flowery pastel book covers.
PACE YOURSELF! 5 beers/hour
Open bottle of tequila
You're not following the instructions!
It doesn't limit tequilas/hr
you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner
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Holy shit, are we still on Grey's Anatomy?
Is that show still going?
it sure is! I proxy watch it by being in the same room as my wife!
Oh man this is years ago but my ex used to watch it (may still no idea) and when that plotline with Katherine hegl and her ghost husband was happening I remember lifting my head from my laptop and going "wait what?!" And then laughing my ass off.
Then you might have missed the show’s most unhinged moment where a gun hidden in a woman’s vaginal cavity goes off and shoots a patient.
You are not fucking serious.
What kind of gun? Lol
100% serious, gungina happens in s18 I think? it’s a pistol.
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Hum, 75-100k for a finance something isn't a lot I think. I mean, I know this is a joke but that sounds wrong.
On a side note, I'd love to talk about with him about all the points under "topic to avoid"!
I see you also like to poke the bear lol. Seriously with me no topic is off limit I'll challenge every opinion someone has doesn't mean I disagree with it.
Also Boston Celtics are no? Because Boston is racist AF?
Arguing for the sole purpose of arguing. Are you an engineer by any chance 😅
I don't even know what kind of sport the Celtics are a team of. Doesn't mean I could not at least listen.
Nope just the ADD.
Celtics are basketball and my first love of a team before Toronto got The Raptors. That said their fambase is kinda toxic.
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I too sometimes forget my own name and work in something field.
All fields can be "finance" depending on how you look at it.
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pace yourself - 5 beers/hour
Man's going into the date at marathon pace
but unlimited tequila judging by the picture
With only 5 beers per hour, he's obviously going to be thirsty.
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