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The gang's all here! They figured out how to attach GIFs lol

flattened-bernie being like "I sold your number to these people"

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[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm being LINED UP in front of a firing squad by my respected Republican colleagues. Can I count on your $27 support to elect the next Democrat who will vote to stop my EXECUTION?

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Unrealistic.

"Can I count on your $27 support to elect the next Democrat who will vote to pass a non-binding resolution to posthumously condemn my EXECUTION?"

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This reads like a scam which is targeted at boomers

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

have I got news for you

[–] axont@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

That's what all political donation ads sound like

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't they already receive generous salaries? Why do we have to pay them even more money to do the jobs they were elected to do? Just fucking do it shitasses

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

There's something about the way these people write that just immediately pisses me off

Probably not a good quality for politicians to have

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Need to somehow shop the gif on the PPB balls, but the poop remains of course...

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

We beg you. You - NOTHING! Now Cheeto laugh! 200% match you give! Give now! You ATM! Grift hangry!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 9 hours ago

Got another one -

Now it's twice as much needed and 400% match! Gee I wish I can command my cocktail party budget...er "investments" to 2x and 4x and have other people pay for it.

[–] supdawg813@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

god this shit is beyond parody. america is such a fucking joke scam country.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

It really just reads call center scam honestly, except the payout is that your representatives do their job? Wonder what they do if some confused grandma wires their entire pension to them because she thinks she really is 'the only one that can save DEMOCRACY and DONAMLD TRUMP was LAUGHING!'

also the way the capitalize 'Dark Money' makes it sound like some evil wizard is exerting malign forces from his crooked tower somewhere

[–] fox@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

$19,523

Harris spent like a billion dollars on the worst campaign in recent memory, I'm sure they could cover this with petty cash

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

somehow money is being matched from somewhere at 200%... and money is required in order to pass legislation somehow.. the more money the more it gets passed.. otherwise no pass

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That Karen on the gif looks like she eats salad with a comb and throws staples at staffers

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Let's see how YOU fare in a blizzard 🥶

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Hey, at least its for something that it would actually be really good to accomplish.