[-] NPa@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

God could in fact make a Putin so wide he could not lift him

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 83 points 2 weeks ago

outlined a plan to deploy thousands of drones controlled by Artificial Intelligence, known as the “Replicator Initiative.”

When Ur definitely the good guy in the doomsday movie

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Is a supermassive black hole safe to touch?

Yes! Although many people are scared of touching a supermassive black hole, they actually provide many benefits, such as spaghettification, time-space distortion and more! Here are the top recipes containing 'supermassive black holes'.

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago

Revealed: Israeli spy chief ‘threatened’ ICC prosecutor over war crimes inquiry

According to accounts shared with ICC officials, he is alleged to have told her: “You should help us and let us take care of you. You don’t want to be getting into things that could compromise your security or that of your family.”

Come join the Good Guys (TM), where we'll threaten your family if you try to uphold international law, we'll cut funding to global food security if you recognise a marginalised populations right to self-determination, push for global thermonuclear war if Ukrainian Nazis don't get to ethnically cleanse a third of their countrymen and also no, you won't even get to peacefully protest any of it, what are you, a free-speech absolutist commie-loving Hamas/Putler-supporter? i-love-killing-people

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

Liberals think the veil of ignorance is when you shroud your eyes and ignore the suffering of others

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

Antony Blinken Dies at Nazi Restaurant in Ukraine

sicko-wistful

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

xi-lib-tears thank you for the compliment

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago

Not true, here's a picture of the second Israeli astronaut shortly before liftoff

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

the napoleonic urge to get your ass kicked trying to fight Russia

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Your honor, my client, this brave young drone operator right here, had what one could term a 'heated gamer moment'. We move to dismiss all charges against second lieutenant Kyle Kyleson on account of this temporary condition that affects even the best of us."

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