NPa

"The Man in the High Castle" but instead of finding a book, he finds a phone with access to alternate universe twitter where the US was defeated by the USSR in 1930 and he just malds for 500 pages about having to live in dog-water US-hegemony world

this is actually happening, but QTHESTORMM is just living in a much more interesting parallel universe, kinda jealous tbh

Now watch me hit this dab :beorgegush:

"Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"

and she won't even jerk us off properly

Finno-Korean Hyperwar heads finally vindicated

I think millions of people were killed by Covid precisely because western societies are already supremely tolerant to genocide.

"Art-Slave! For the good of humanity I need you to draw me a meme portraying myself, Elon Musk, as the Chad, and my enemies as virgin cucks. Make it.... extra epic... throw in a shiba inu perhaps...."

the CIA hit him with the slippery floor gun (it's just a bucket)

The North Korean Army doesn't have trucks or trains, so they have to march across Russia on foot

probably thinks it was Bin Laden