Me: Aw you poor dog come here.
Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.
Badger: Oh shit forreal?
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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Badger: I think there might be something to this domestication thing.
Wait, those aren't earthworms...
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I think I might have a stroke. I can hear images.
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Need one more exclamation point (❗) at the beginning of the Snake line, but, yeah. That's the whole song right there.
visible confusion
-Badger
“Cold, hungry, not real friendly. Need nails clipping”
That’s me
I know this is a joke and all, but I'm really doubting it'd be too cold in October for a blue heeler; those dogs are tough as nails
You're not wrong, but I also think it really depends on where you are. It can get too cold for dogs in October in some places. In Colorado mountains, it's averages of 20s Fahrenheit (slightly below zero Celsius). I wouldn't keep my dog out in that weather for long. Unless it's a badger.
We need to stop breeding these purebred dogs. This is the result.
I know he's not but he looks really cuddly.
Blue healer got me laughing. Pretty close!
What is that??? Wolverine?
That's a badger.
Wow, the caniform suborder includes dogs, wolves, foxes, bears, badgers, minks, ferrets, and seals sealions and walruses! 😮🐻😍🐶🐕
It looks like a Badger
Mushroom Mushroom!
Snaaaaake! Snaaaaaaake!
No, this is a Badger.
He looks very polite.
Good wild boi.
Mushroom, MUSHROOM!
Maybe he ate some mushrooms before loading that blue heeler aboard.
At first I thought it was a honey badger..
A regular badger is bad enough!
Bluey's really fun uncle