I still have never received an unsolicited dick pic. I’ve never struggled to get men to like me though… I wonder what it is about me that tells them not to bother with the picture.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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Wow you are a girl and you've next got one? All of my female friends get them constantly.
What I get a lot is "young girls" saying they're sooo interested in me. With profiles that were just created. I'm sure they're actually a hairy guy named Pyotr.
You probably attract high quality men
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The only dick pix I want to see are dik-dik pix.
How can you tell a male dik-dik from a female dik-dik?
Look for the dik-dik dick
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So, you're not sending noods then?
I do like to send noods (recipe is adding salt & herbs to the noodle water, then adding cheese to herb noodles)
That's hot.
For my spotted dick recipe, I like to let the raisins rehydrate in a bowl of lemon juice. Really gives the flavor a little extra pop of brightness.
salted noodle water? well look at mr. fucking gourmet over here, sheesh
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Spotted
Fermented omelet
Wicked burn. Top tier domination. Would read again.
I would gladly send a dik pic of my own, provided she appreciates diminutive mammalian ruminants.
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You might like this (if you're not already familiar with this masterpiece) https://youtu.be/_-BjC1GHwPY
Couldn't imagine ever sending a dik pik, but if I did, it would be self-deprecating and meant to elicit laughter. Talk about "short" comings.
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