It's even more potent than that! I'm not even female, but now I suddenly want to be so this can make me gay.
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egg_irl is leaking
I want to say "I'm not even gonna ask", but that'd be a very small lie.
Eggs are trans people before they've hatched. When they still don't realize, or aren't sure.
Ohhhh, I thought it might be an obscure Gwyneth joke, and that snot banshee doesn't need any more attention IMHO. 😅
In light of this newfound knowledge, I say "Gotta hatch 'em all!" 🌈🥰
Snot banshee. The insult I didn't know I needed. Thank you.
Ha! Thank you, though I gotta credit the ol' Blue Dream for that one, too. Glad to have her around again. 🤘🏼😜 Feels good.
If anything, I found she made me even more hetero than ever. Checkmate Gaylords!
Who's Check and why are you mating with him, homo?
Coincidentally, hugh Jackman as van helsing will do the same thing
I was about to complain that she can't turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.
Is 2004 action horror Van Hellsing woke now?
Hell no. It was all about a man using his Christian faith to destroy a consensual polyamorous marriage... He does also destroy a lot of their eggs, so, something something abortion narrative?
Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.
Pardon, but did you say "Multipass"?
I'll allow it.
No lie, just that split-second look she flashes before she even speaks? Breath stops. Time dilates. Then comes "Multipass.", and I'm cooked. 💫
I'm sorry but I'm certain you meant Michelle Rodriguez.
Is there also Kate Becknotforsale?
I don't get it. Her name isn't Beckforsale.
Kate Beckoutretailprice
Beckfullprice may be better?
She's not as popular. But Beckinsale isn't nearly as popular as BOGOsale. Just goes to show there's always a bigger fish.
I think you mean BeQueenSale
I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.
The Gay Agenda has many agents
*gaygents
No, I think that's just gay male aristocrats.
and many genda
Theres one for every generation.
Is he having a stroke?
Van Helsing is such a fun movie.
love it
Will also awaken the sexuality of the straight boys, but that's Underworld.
I came here to say exactly that hahaha, underworld confirmed I wasn't gay for sure
Just like your Xena meme, I think this explains more about the flavor of women most straight men are into.
One of my gay-wakenings for sure
For me it was Catherine Zeta Jones in any movie that made me realize i wasn't completely straight.
Nope. Still straight. I don't know how that would work, anyway.
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
You're suggesting verifying your kids' sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
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It's your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
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