this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2025
57 points (100.0% liked)

badposting

655 readers
243 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Also something about the nuclear family.

all 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] jack@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Driving a model T off of the Wright Brothers' first plane into the blimp of a megalomaical snake oil salesman

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

make it an old timey silent film and the villain has a really long moustache and a monocle. extra points if there's a unicycle chase scene.

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hmm how about we ditch the monocle and give him a chuckling dog instead

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

this works equally well

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

No, that's the fist in the furious. It's a much more...adult version of the film. Why do you think he's wearing gloves and goggles? Also, while the dog won't be participating, he will be watching.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Okay but they do need to do a sick slow mo shot of a moustache twirling.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Back to the furious

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

If the cars start with cranks then they have to make a cranking the hawg joke

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

how about they race steam locos, like in the general

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Drifting would be harder but I'd be up for it. (Insert the "multi track drifting" manga panel)

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

well, you can drift once

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

How has no one made a parody called The Fart and the Furious yet? beanis

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

They gotta make one with fursonas (The Fast and the Furryous)