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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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lapoopoo lmaoooooooooo

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[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not much, what's labubu with you?

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

we're all ladoomdoomed with how things are going

[–] shath@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] NewDark@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

what is this langage, is it the du franch?

[–] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

laeigh bewiughg bewieghgheghfdgs

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

consider doctor, i am worried

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey Labubu, want to help me steal some picinic baskets?

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

labubus steal organun transplents not pickanic baskets

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Delicious microplastics in my lapoopoo

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

mystery bag lapoopoo, look for the special limited edition GOLD lapoopoo that smells like jef besoos' scraped buttole'

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this the famous dubai chocolate

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Aaagh god lmao i-cant That made me gag irl

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

if you count lawords as some letters surrounded by a gap and with the la- suffix, then laxnopyt, la~aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj~ and lahrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap are all lawords

[–] Koolio@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

the only joke i can come up with right now is harry ladudubois

worst one

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

:sunglasses:

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame

I lick labubu down

'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane

I lick labubu down

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imposter

I'm just a middle-class white kid from there Ohio

In spite of how I sound

Jim "Eggman" Carrey parodying Snow's "Informer". thank you cerealkiller

My content went platinum, I'm bigger than Pomni and Jimmy, and Cameraman

But I'm not eating ciocolatto

My brainrot's watered down