At the risk of taking a shitpost seriously, how does Ryanair split up couples?
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2025
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I'm gonna try and guess. Disclaimer: I haven't flown Ryanair, I just know they are bottom barrel budget airline and everyone hates them.
- No seat reservations so you get what's available when you board, and you may end up not sitting next to each other.
- They're so bad that couples fight and split up during travel because of how horrible the experience is.
In guessing it's an allusion on the former only.
I traveled with my wife from Paris/Beauvais to Treviso in one of those Ryanair cheap flights and, yeah they're pretty shitty but we got to sit together and didn't have any issues.
It’s extra to reserve your seat and they purposely assign the seats at random otherwise so you’re incentivised to pay for the reservation.
Not sure how Ryanair works in Europe, but the cheap airlines in latam had to give you join seats with arw travelling with minors, but to only one of the adults, so usually a parent travels with the kids and the other on a random seat.
In my last fly I offered to change seats with the other parent and they were like omg thank you, but internally I was thinking on myself because I didn't want to travel side to a random kid.
Husband and I are never seated together even though booked together because humanity is a paid upgrade. Granted, the flight may be $9 or cheaper than a movie. Anyhoo. I can turn that into an opportunity to get to know another in-flight husband or two.
Ypu have to pay extra to choose your seats, so you usually fly sit with randoms.
So, is this Ryanair doing a self-own?
They want you to know that you will be split unless you pay extra. It's a marketing threat.
This is horrible.
Why does coldplay still exist?
They did the right thing here
They ruined music, I cannot forgive them
What’s with random borders on screenshots lately?