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Some life advice from a shoe (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Straight up jorkin' it.

And by it. Haha.

Let's just say.

My sneakers.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

My sneakits

[–] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's my secret, Cap...

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just jerk at work, might as well get paid to do it.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But like... what if... jerkin is your job?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you got.....a HAND job!

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

They say I'm handy, at work.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I never stopped.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Stop jerkin' in my sneakers