I will kill every car
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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fuck cars, fuck our car centric built environment
Diva? More like female genius
You're like the antagonist of the episode of Speed Racer "The Car Hater"
I don't know what this is but I have made a solemn vow to every god and goddess and telepathically linked to every transgender person in the world. We will kill the car.
It's about a guy who hates cars because his daughter died in a car accident, so he sabotages a race Speed Racer is racing in
When that doesn't work, he attacks Speed Racer on horseback
It was a very formative moment for me as a child to see this
Can you wait till I get home? I don't want to be stuck at work.
Upon death of the car it will give birth to a custom modded ebike that can go 1000 mph
Hell yeah 
Read my history. Fuck cars fr the transgemder goddess named Luciferia told me this
Btw hope you're doing alright comrade
I'm not but I will be
I think about a world without cars so much. The amount of noise and death that follows those metal beasts is almost too much to comprehend. They've severed us from tens of thousands of years of human history centered around walking from place to place, reshaping the fabric of our lives in so many shitty ways that destroys any semblance of community. My hate for cars knows no bounds. Please let me join your just jihad.
yeah just give me unlimited public e bikes for local sightseeing. little hostels and hotels everywhere and high speed rail connecting hubs (and light for inner-regional)
Cuck fars
Iran doesn't deserve this (fars is a place in Iran)
how would i even go about cucking an entire province?
Vigorously
true true that's pretty true
Do not try to fuck the car that is impossible
Instead… only try to realize the truth… there is no car.
Then you’ll see it is not the car that gets fucked it is only yourself
Fuck carpaganda. Fuck cars the movie and the fast and the furious series
If the ff series were honest steve walker or whatever his name is would have died in a rear-on collision going 70kph in a school zone
I know how to drive but I hope never to again, and my stubbornness on this matter is a not insignificant employment barrier.
Found hasan's alt
I too fuck my car.
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