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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 186 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, fuck these people. They obviously don't want justice and don't believe in liberty, certainly not for all. They are so anti American that they break the Pledge of Allegiance on a daily basis.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like treason. Isn't that punishable by the death penalty in the US?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, it's punishable by pardon apparently

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

punishable by invitation to the child rape island

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety," -Benjamin Franklin

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bunch of fucking wanna be bad asses playing dress up just cracking each other up.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, they seem to have that last part down.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If the situation was reversed, I’d think this was pretty funny. I’ll think of that instead.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it is irony that the USA had to put on a mask for the rest of the world to see the USA with its mask off

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 weeks ago

No, the real irony is that these are the same retards that thought wearing a mask to prevent the spread of COVID was an infringement on their rights.

Why would anyone, particularly immigration lawyers, rely on ICE to not fuck with them?